BEER QUOTES

quotations about beer

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

DAVE BARRY

Dave Barry's Bad Habits


They who drink beer will think beer.

WASHINGTON IRVING

The Sketch Book


Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, which, it was allowed, would be better; clear and thin, but strong and stringent as the cedar sap. It was as if we sucked at the very teats of Nature's pine-clad bosom in these parts ... a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once.

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

The Maine Woods


Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish! Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.

KING SOLOMON

Proverbs 31:6-7


A man who lies about beer makes enemies.

STEPHEN KING

Pet Sematary


Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.

THOMAS PYNCHON

Gravity's Rainbow


All right. It turns out shutting down the government of the state of Minnesota also means shutting off all Minnesotans' access to beer. Seriously. It's like what you'd invent in a cartoon to give Minnesota a sense of urgency on ending the shutdown. No more beer until this all gets done.

RACHEL MADDOW

The Rachel Maddow Show, Jul. 13, 2011


Beer ... now there's a temporary solution.

HOMER SIMPSON

The Simpsons


I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats.

HOMER SIMPSON

The Simpsons


You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

FRANK ZAPPA

The Real Frank Zappa Book


In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant Irish people.

TINA FEY

attributed, The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes


If you are tired and downhearted, take a drink; but this does not mean being a pig and doing nothing but gorging and swilling.

MARTIN LUTHER

sermon, May 18, 1539


The beer tastes good to my throat, cold and bitter, and the three boys and the beer and the queer freeness of the situation makes me feel like laughing forever. So I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can. I am looking very healthy and flushed and bright-eyed, having both a good tan and a rather excellent fever.

SYLVIA PLATH

The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath


Wine is a mocker and beer is a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise.

KING SOLOMON

Proverbs 20:1


God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

ANNE SEXTON

"For Eleanor Boylan Talking with God"


Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

DAVE BARRY

Dave Barry's Bad Habits


All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

HOMER SIMPSON

The Simpsons


The beer is only half as good without the foam.

VANN CHOW

The Kiss of the Pachinko Girl


Beer, brewed in cauldrons the size of houses by machines and then served cold. It has no soul. It isn't worthy of the name.

JIM BUTCHER

Side Jobs: Stories from the Dresden Files


Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!

FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

Twilight of the Idols