DIVORCE QUOTES III

quotations about divorce

A divorce is like taking away one of the two hands. The motor in the clock still runs. The one hand keeps turning, but the time is gone.

WESLEY T. RUNK

The Giant Book of Children's Sermons


I find to my astonishment that an unhappy marriage goes on being unhappy when it is over.

REBECCA WEST

attributed, Rebecca West: A Life


The easiest way to get a divorce is to be married.

AMERICAN PROVERB


A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying.

ELSIE CLEW PARSONS

Fear and Conventionality


A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.

JIMMY FALLON

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jan. 4, 2012


The real wonder is that anyone stays together, as impossible to live with and as broken as we all are.

KYRAN PITTMAN

Good Housekeeping, June 2011


I've been through divorce and will always be a "divorced kid".... For me, my parent's divorce was hard at first, but I overcame my sadness and my fears about it. I know that my parents are happier apart. And I'm happy with the way things are, too.... Divorce can sometimes be for the better. You may end up with happier parents, and you will definitely learn a lot about yourself! And that's the whole point of growing up. So if you think about it, there are reasons to be happy about this experience, if you can learn and grow from it.

ZOE STERN

Divorce Is Not the End of the World


If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.

BETTY FRIEDAN

speech, Jan. 20, 1974


My mother always said, "Don't marry for money, divorce for money."

WENDY LIEBMAN

attributed, "The Wittiest Quotes on Divorce", Psychology Today, November 16, 2012


The best advice I have for other parents going through a divorce is that the kids need to know that both of their parents are good people. It's easy to set the example of kindness and love and respect when the things are good. So if you can do that when things are hard, and wholeheartedly support their relationship with the other parent--you're showing them a certain kind of resiliency.

BRADLY WHITFORD

Good Housekeeping, Jul. 2010


Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.

CRAIG FERGUSON

American on Purpose


Divorce is like cutting off a gangrened arm to save the rest of the body.

DAVID KNOX & CAROLINE SCHACHT

Choices in Relationships


The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.

DENIS DIDEROT

Observations on the Drawing Up of Laws


Divorce shreds the muscles of our hearts so that they will hardly beat without a struggle.

E. LOCKHART

We Were Liars


I pay my alimony on the button. I'm afraid that if I don't, my ex-wife will repossess me!

MILTON BERLE

Milton Berle's Private Joke File

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Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.

PAT ROBERTSON

The 700 Club


Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

ROBIN WILLIAMS

The Telegraph, August 12, 2014


Divorce is a failed challenge, which leads to a broken life. It is a socially transmittable disease that can transfer from one generation to another, and it is spreading fast.

SIA F. DEAN

Divorce Is Not an Answer


The snag about marriage is, it isn't worth the divorce.

SUZANNE FINNAMORE

Split


Grown-ups are worried that they're going to ruin their children's lives, but divorce is just a life experience and you learn from it.

EVAN STERN

Divorce Is Not the End of the World