DIVORCE QUOTES III

quotations about divorce

The arrangements that couples make in order to maintain civility in the midst of their journey to divorce are often most elaborate when the professed top priority is to protect a child.

JOHN IRVING

A Widow for One Year


The real wonder is that anyone stays together, as impossible to live with and as broken as we all are.

KYRAN PITTMAN

Good Housekeeping, June 2011


The easiest way to get a divorce is to be married.

AMERICAN PROVERB


The snag about marriage is, it isn't worth the divorce.

SUZANNE FINNAMORE

Split


I find to my astonishment that an unhappy marriage goes on being unhappy when it is over.

REBECCA WEST

attributed, Rebecca West: A Life


The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.

DENIS DIDEROT

Observations on the Drawing Up of Laws


Marriage problems are relationship problems, they are the result of how two people interact with each other. You may abandon a troubled marriage, but you will still bring the way you interact with others along with you.

MARK GUNGOR

Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage


A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.

JIMMY FALLON

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jan. 4, 2012


A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying.

ELSIE CLEW PARSONS

Fear and Conventionality


If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.

BETTY FRIEDAN

speech, Jan. 20, 1974


Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.

PAT ROBERTSON

The 700 Club


In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.

ROBERT WOODRUFF ANDERSON

Solitaire: Double Solitaire


My mother always said, "Don't marry for money, divorce for money."

WENDY LIEBMAN

attributed, "The Wittiest Quotes on Divorce", Psychology Today, November 16, 2012


The best advice I have for other parents going through a divorce is that the kids need to know that both of their parents are good people. It's easy to set the example of kindness and love and respect when the things are good. So if you can do that when things are hard, and wholeheartedly support their relationship with the other parent--you're showing them a certain kind of resiliency.

BRADLY WHITFORD

Good Housekeeping, Jul. 2010


Divorce is like cutting off a gangrened arm to save the rest of the body.

DAVID KNOX & CAROLINE SCHACHT

Choices in Relationships


Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.

TRACY LETTS

August: Osage Country


Divorce shreds the muscles of our hearts so that they will hardly beat without a struggle.

E. LOCKHART

We Were Liars


Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.

CRAIG FERGUSON

American on Purpose


Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

GROUCHO MARX

attributed, Son of Groucho


I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.

LENNY CLARKE

attributed, "The Wittiest Quotes on Divorce", Psychology Today, November 16, 2012