WIT QUOTES III

quotations about wit

There was a monstrous deal of stupid quizzing and common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.

JANE AUSTEN

letter to Cassandra, April 21, 1805

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Those who object to wit are envious of it.

WILLIAM HAZLITT

Characteristics: in the manner of Rochefoucault's Maxims

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Make the doors upon a woman's wit and it will out at the casement; shut that and 'twill out at the key-hole; stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

As You Like It


There is no quality of the mind, or of the body, that so instantaneously and irresistibly captivates, as wit. An elegant writer has observed that wit may do very well for a mistress, but that he should prefer reason for a wife. He that deserts the latter, and gives himself up entirely to the guidance of the former, will certainly fall into many pitfalls and quagmires, like him who walks by flashes of lightning, rather than the steady beams of the sun.

CHARLES CALEB COLTON

Lacon

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Wit is folly, unless a wise man has the keeping of it.

ENGLISH PROVERB

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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

GEORGE MEREDITH

Diana of the Crossways


Wit, without wisdom, is like a song without sense, it does not please long.

H. W. SHAW

attributed, Day's Collacon


That wit is truly amiable, which gladdens and enlivens every thing, which shines with a lustre gentle, but not faint, and powerful, but not glaring.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes round a corner.

LEIGH HUNT

Wit and Humour, Selected from the English Poets


She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.

W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM

"The Creative Impulse", Collected Short Stories

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Wit gives an edge to sense, and recommends it extremely.

WILLIAM PENN

Some Fruits of Solitude


My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.

EDMOND ROSTAND

Cyrano de Bergerac


Wit is an unruly engine, wildly striking sometimes a friend, sometimes the engineer.

GEORGE HERBERT

The Temple: The Poetry of George Herbert

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Your wit is as sharp as your....um. Hmm. I dunno. Whatever you have that's sharp.

LEAVEWELLENOUGHALONE

user comments posted on slashfilm, February 1, 2016


A sentence is but a cheveril glove to a good wit;
How quickly the wrong side may be turned outward!

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Twelfth Night


This is that gross sort of raillery, which is so offensive in good company. And indeed there is as much difference between one sort and another, as between fair-dealing and hypocrisy; or between the genteelest wit, and the most scurrilous buffoonery. But by the freedom of conversation this illiberal kind of wit will lose its credit. For wit is its own remedy. Liberty and commerce bring it to its true standard.

ANTHONY ASHLEY COOPER, EARL OF SHAFTESBURY

Characteristicks of Men, Manners, Opinions, Times, Volume 1


Wit appreciates wit.

COELIUS

attributed, Day's Collacon


For we seldom admire the wit, when we dislike the man.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth; it catches.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Much Ado About Nothing


How every fool can play upon a word! I think the best grace of wit will shortly turn into silence; and discourse grow commendable in none only but parrots.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

The Merchant of Venice