KEN ALSTAD QUOTES

American author

A man who ain't got ideas of his own should be mighty careful who he borrows 'em from.

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Women have more fun because there's more things forbidden to them.

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Lightning does the work; thunder takes the credit.

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A blind horse kin see just as well from either end.

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Lonesome creates diseases that friendship cures.

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An old timer is a man who's had a lot of interesting experiences -- some of them true.

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Make good or make tracks.

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The saloon keeper loves a drunk, but not as a son-in-law.

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Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Wild oats make a mighty poor breakfast.

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You can't tell a horse's gait till she's broke.

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There's no room at the chuck wagon for a quitter's blankets.

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Shallow rivers and shallow minds freeze first.

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Too little temptation can lead to virtue.

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Sweat never drowned no one.

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When things don't please you, the best medicine is to swallow a little tincture of time.

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Most folks are just about as happy as they've made up their minds to be.

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A heavy saddlebag makes a light heart.

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Kickin' a man when he's down sometimes is the only way to make him get up.

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Some men think the sun comes up just to hear them crow.

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