KEN ALSTAD QUOTES IV

American author


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Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.

KEN ALSTAD
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Savvy Sayin's


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Tags: gambling


A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.

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A lot of folks would do more prayin' if they could find a soft spot for their knees.

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Tags: prayer


Sweat is a waste of whiskey.

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Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

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Tags: common sense


When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.

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Tags: women


Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.

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Experience is another word for mistakes.

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Tags: experience


A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.

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When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.

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The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.

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Tags: choice


Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.

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It's safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.

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Tags: friends


You kin wash your hands but not your conscience.

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Tags: conscience


A man who tells you he's no fool has his suspicions.

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The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.

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Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.

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Fear the man who's feared of you.

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Don't build the gate till you've built the corral.

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Drownin' your sorrows only irrigates 'em.

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Tags: sorrow