COFFEE QUOTES III

quotations about coffee

Coffee quote

You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.

JAMES BUFFINGTON

The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes


He was my cream, and I was his coffee -- and when you poured us together, it was something.

JOSEPHINE BAKER

attributed, Remembering Josephine


The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.

ORHAN PAMUK

My Name is Red


Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

EARL WILSON

attributed, Java: How to Program


Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold,
it brings to every man the feeling of luxury and nobility.
Where coffee is served, there is
grace and splendor and friendship and happiness.
All cares vanish as the coffee cup is raised to the lips.

SHEIKH ABD-AL-KADIR

In Praise of Coffee


Coffee offers connoisseurship at a good price, without pretension.

KENNETH DAVIDS

Coffee: A Guide to Buying


How you want your coffee?... Here we take it black as night, sweet as sin.

NEIL GAIMAN

American Gods


The next time you walk by a coffee shop, peer inside. Take in the variety of people in line or seated. Men and women in business attire. Parents with strollers. College students studying. High school kids joking. Couples deep in conversation. Retired folks reading newspapers and talking politics. And, of course, scores of people sitting in front of laptops searching, downloading, listening, reading and writing books, blogs, business plans, résumés, letters, e-mails, instant messages, texts ... whatever their hearts desire. Consider how many of those people furiously clicking away on keyboards and scribbling ideas on napkins might be working to create the next Google, Alibaba, or Facebook, or composing a novel or a piece of music. Maybe they're falling in love with someone sitting next to them. Or making a friend.

HOWARD SCHULTZ

Onward: How Starbucks Fought for Its Life without Losing Its Soul


It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel ... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.

GABRIEL BA

Daytripper


Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.

ANONYMOUS


As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

ANONYMOUS


I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today ...

ANONYMOUS


I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

EDDIE IZZARD

attributed, The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour


When you sit in a café, with a lot of music in the background and a lot of projects in your head, you're not really drinking your coffee or your tea. You're drinking your projects, you're drinking your worries. You are not real, and the coffee is not real either. Your coffee can only reveal itself to you as a reality when you go back to your self and produce your true presence, freeing yourself from the past, the future, and from your worries. When you are real, the tea also becomes real and the encounter between you and the tea is real. This is genuine tea drinking.

THICH NHAT HANH

Anger: Wisdome for Cooling the Flames


I put coffee in my coffee.

ANONYMOUS


To many people, decaffeinated coffee is like a car without an engine--it might look good on the surface, but it won't get you where you want to go.

SUSAN GILBERT

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting And Running A Coffeebar


Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

CHRISTOPHER FRY

New York Post, Nov. 29, 1962


I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.

JOHN VAN DRUTEN

The Voice of the Turtle


The aroma of coffee is a return to and a bringing back of first things because it is the offspring of the primordial. It's a journey, begun thousands of years ago, that still goes on.

MAHMOUD DARWISH

Memory for Forgetfulness


The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

SIR JAMES MACKINTOSH

attributed, Chicken Soup for the Coffee Lover's Soul