COFFEE QUOTES IV
quotations about coffee
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
EARL WILSON
attributed, Java: How to Program
I used to
Make love.
Now I
Make coffee.
CHOCOLATE WATERS
"I Used To"
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
ALFRED RENYI
attributed, My Brain Is Open
People love coffee because of its two-fold effect--the pleasurable sensation and the increased efficiency it produces.
WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS
All About Coffee
To many people, decaffeinated coffee is like a car without an engine--it might look good on the surface, but it won't get you where you want to go.
SUSAN GILBERT
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting And Running A Coffeebar
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
SIR JAMES MACKINTOSH
attributed, Chicken Soup for the Coffee Lover's Soul
When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.
JAROD KINTZ
Seriously Delirious
Coffee is the world's most valuable trading commodity after oil.
ANTONY WILD
Coffee: A Dark History
Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee.
ANONYMOUS
Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today.
ANONYMOUS
The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.
ORHAN PAMUK
My Name is Red
I should also note that if coffee does not prevent or inhibit sleep, it will stimulate dream projections, and also aid you in bringing the critical faculties into the dream state.
JANE ROBERTS
The Early Sessions
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
CHRISTOPHER FRY
New York Post, Nov. 29, 1962
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
ALBERT CAMUS
attributed, The Paradox of Choice
I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.
ANONYMOUS
Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.
JAY LENO
The Tonight Show, October 2, 2009
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
CASSANDRA CLARE
City of Ashes
Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. It's got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it.
CAPTAIN JANEWAY
"Hunters,", Star Trek: Voyager
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
BOB IRWIN
attributed, 12 Cups of Coffee
Coffee helps me maintain my "never killed anyone streak".
ANONYMOUS