SEX QUOTES VIII

quotations about sex

I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don't realize you're on the floor.

DAVID LEVITHAN

The Lover's Dictionary


OK, not everyone's desire is the same. No one can tell you how much sex you should want. A sexless relationship or marriage is not necessarily a bad one, as long as, here's the key, both people are genuinely happy with that. Ultimately, relationships are about fit.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"Why Women Are Losing Interest In Sex After A Year", Forbes, September 16, 2017


I think there is a puritanical wind that is blowing. I have never seen such a lack of separation between church and state in America, I don't believe in God, but if I did I would say that sex is a Godgiven right. Otherwise it's the end of our species.

KEVIN BACON

"The Outsider Wants In", The Times, December 1, 2005

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Sex ages us. Priests are boyish, spinsters stay black-haired until after fifty. We others, the demon rots us out.

JOHN UPDIKE

Rabbit Redux

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The worst sex I've ever had has always been great.

VINCE MCMAHON

Esquire, January 2005

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If you have fathered a child, if you have given birth, if sex is a source of healthy pleasure, thank your pelvis and your reproductive organs for allowing you to feel the creative rhythms of life.

ELIZABETH LESSER

The New American Spirituality: A Seeker's Guide

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Vacation sex. So much better than home sex. Yeah. Because ... there's no pressure on the guy. Even if he doesn't perform that well, she's still on vacation.

RAY ROMANO

stand-up routine

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A study found that couples in their sixties still having regular sex looked between five and seven years younger than those no longer having sex.

TRACEY COX

"8 health benefits of great sex", Net Doctor, September 4, 2017


Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.

KINGSLEY AMIS

Collected Poems

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According to the greater or lesser violence of your sensual passion, you have perhaps discerned some of those twenty-two pleasures which in other times created in Greece twenty-two kinds of courtesans, devoted especially to these delicate branches of the same art.

HONORÉ DE BALZAC

Physiology of Marriage

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I don't write about sex because it's not really my subject. I love it when other people write about it, but it's not my subject, and I don't want anyone I've had sex with to write about it. Plus, you're in front of an audience, and they picture wherever you're writing about. I'm 52; no one in the audience wants to picture that.

DAVID SEDARIS

interview, Bohemian, June 2009

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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

WOODY ALLEN

Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)

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Our society's notions of normality are completely fake and meta-trendy, since they rely on the changing standards of superstition, religion, Christianity and gender bias to define themselves. Americans, in particular, exhibit very childish reactions to sexual practices that are new to them, much like little kids who are offered a vegetable they haven't seen before: "That's disgusting!" "But darling, you haven't even tried it!"

SUSIE BRIGHT & JILL POSNER

Nothing But the Girl


The only surefire way to spot a floundering couple is to count the number times per week they have sex. Yes, OK, this is all very male gaze and whatever. But really think back over your own relationship history. Didn't the breakups, mostly, coincide with a prolonged dry spell? Remember all those times you've counselled friends, whose love affairs have entered a tailspin? Isn't hearing them blub "we barely even have sex anymore" so commonplace it's basically a trope? Even if you're happily hooked-up, don't you find the frequency of petty bickering is inversely proportional to the quantity of humping?

ANDY HILL

"Your relationship is failing because you don't put out enough", Metro, September 9, 2017


Food has it over sex for variety. Hedonistically, gustatory possibilities are much broader than copulatory ones.

JOSEPH EPSTEIN

Familiar Territory

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Either sex alone is half itself.

ALFRED TENNYSON

The Princess

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Sex and hypocrisy. They go together like coffee and cream.

PAOLO BACIGALUPI

The Windup Girl

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Sex is like the cherry on the top of a sundae, but you need to make the sundae first, if you get my drift.

ZANE

Dear G. Spot

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We demand that sex speak the truth ... and we demand that it tell us our truth, or rather, the deeply buried truth of that truth about ourselves which we think we possess in our immediate consciousness.

MICHEL FOUCAULT

The History of Sexuality

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I respect you ... and your views. I think of you as an equal. I respect your brains, and all those big words you like to use. But I also want to rip your clothes off and have sex with you until you scream and cry and see God.

LISA KLEYPAS

Smooth Talking Stranger

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