SEX QUOTES XII

quotations about sex

Every aspect of sex is not for everybody. People like different things.

ZANE

Dear G-Spot


We know that many conditions must be satisfied
If a species is to last and reproduce itself:
First there must be food for it, and then a channel
Through which the genetic particles in the limbs
Can find a way out; and the female must fit the male;
There must be organs which can give mutual pleasure.

LUCRETIUS

De Rerum Natura

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Like most addictions, sex is used to take away pain or to temporarily ignore it. If you are not in control of your life, but your life is controlled by your sexual urges, then you need to seek help.

ZANE

Dear G. Spot

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I've tried several varieties of sex, all of which I hate. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic; the others give me a stiff neck and/or lockjaw.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah, Darling

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The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them of clay, in the way Adam was fashioned.

MARTIN LUTHER

Table Talk

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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

PHYLLIS DILLER

attributed, "Phyllis Diller's Best One-Liners", CBS News, August 21, 2012

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The carnal contact side by side, from heel to armpit, brings shudders that shake up nature like the flights of nocturnal birds.

LOUIS ARAGON

The Adventures of Telemachus

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